I will never get over how badly she won that one.
(Source: donniedarkos, via laugh-addict)
I don’t sing in the shower.
(Source: accentuateawesome, via i-suck-dick)
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
(Source: catpissneverclean, via laugh-addict)
princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.
(Source: rascutein, via uglypnis)
take off your clothes, we need to talk.
sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
(Source: hazwards, via negro-pleaase)
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via uglypnis)